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.Sunday, August 30, 2009 Y

Have you seen the article abt a sibeh fierce woman who hit her man's crotch using a shoe during their hu-ha argument?

Ohwell. I have came across the news many days ago and den today happened to chance upon the video, and i have share it on FB.

Like throughout the video, we can hear nothing, but only seeing the crazy woman hitting the man's crotch repeatedly, using one of her shoes. I wondered was it high heel she's using??? ouch! And den she even used it to slap the man's face several times. And den she was like ordering the man to remove his hands away from his crotch (as you can tell he was trying to shield it from more assaults lah). The man obliged, and den she was like trying to twist it! omg! must be fucking painful la.

I dunno whether to pity the man or not.

He, of cuz must have done something terribly wrong that drove this woman to resort to assault his kuku bird. But why the hell he stood there and allow her to insult him this way in public?!

Ok. Lets just assume that he fucked other CB outside and den this woman found out and got very very angry, thus decided to punish him.

But no matter what, i think its better to settle behind closed door. Especially, when this woman got "insane" in her behavior, he should like walk off and den settle it with her at her house or some place where noone else can see. Why on earth got such dumbfuck, especially a MAN, willing to allow a woman to insult his "dignity" in public?

You know what? Penis is men's dignity. You can never say anything to insult his dick nor shame it anyway you like. Like you cant say he's lousy in bed, even though its indeed true that he is sibeh jialat in bed. *roll eyes* And you cant comment that he has small dick even though its true that its fucking pathetic small. *roll eyes* whatever. This can make him hate you alot. Or maybe, stop having sex with you totally. Or even, hit you! Becuz this is really their pride. Egoistic creatures. *roll eyes*

(i must have rolled too much of my eyes, now seeing stars) *roll eyes*

So like, i concluded that maybe this man simply lives with no dignity or pride. Or he think by allowing her to do this, she will forgive him.

Well, you know men, when they did something wrong and knowing that we wont forgive them, they will surely use all sorts of tactics to gain back ur trust or love. Whats the point? When you fucking other cb, have ever thought that this will eventually happen too?

Now, i really dunno what's up in men's brain. You knew it, and den you still do it, and den you ended up begging like pride-less bastard, and den you do it again. WHATS THE POINT???

Ok. Now lets talk abt us, women.

Imagine this happened to you, and tell me how would you react?

Will you do the same thing? (even though he really deserves it)

Me? hmmm....

If this gonna happen, i dun think i will even bother to talk much. I will just make sure he leave at once. And when he leaves, its nothing he's bringing along. This house, the kids and everything, are all mine since day 1. And it never gonna change. So, if he wanna fuck, den be minded that he will lose everything here. So like, you fuck and gain a new cb, but lose a wife, kids, house, happiness. Worth it or not?! Maths not good also know how to weight lah!

I wont even wanna talk to him or hit him or twist his kuku bird. Its like i will find him a total junk! I dun even wanna look at his dirt face. Nor get close to him.

Ok simple- He fucked, i found out, throw him out, file for divorce and thats it. No talk, no beg, no cry, no yell, no explanation, no nothing. I mean he fucked other cb what explanation you wan? Right?

"i fucked her bcuz she has bigger boobs and tighter cb. She moans nicer and looks more younger den you. She's more gentle den you and she never given birth before."

You like this explanation??? *roll eyes*

Or maybe beautiful lies?

"i was drunk. i dunno what i was doing. i really dun remember anything. i only have you in my heart. i only love you. you are the best wife. you are all i wan."

Bullshit! *roll eyes*

(when men gets drunk, they cant fuck at all! Its only when you are dead drunk den you wont remember certain things that happened. And when you're dead drunk, the kuku bird also "dead"! and ya his heart only got you but his dick is pointing other direction.)

Yea. I AM REALLY THE CALM SORT.

How many times i just left his house without talking a single shit to him, when i found what shit he had done. ( in the end, he came begging like a poor puppy- no pride!) But of cuz he never fucked other cb la, so still forgive-able la. LOL.

At the end of the day, whats the point of hitting his kuku after he have fucked others? I dun even wanna touch it lor! And the man, ya he deserves punishment but den he was really dumb to stood there and allow her to insult him this way la. The best revenge is to make him lose EVERYTHING, especially the things he adore the most.

Well, maybe he's afraid to lose his kids too? Thats why he bo bian, have to allow her

to do anything she like? haiz... serve him right.

I told hubby that i will show him the video later when he's home.

(sms)

"see you dare to fuck about anot. I must go buy heels for standby! wahaha!"

15 minutes later.....

STILL NO REPLY!!!

hahahahahahaha. i think every guy who have watched the video, their kuku must have shrunken, or even "sucked in". hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Goodnight scaredy kuku birdS!

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.Saturday, August 29, 2009 Y

Oh, why you look so sad?
Tears are in your eyes
Come on and come to me now
Don't be ashamed to cry
Let me see you through
cause I've seen the dark side too
When the night falls on you
You don't know what to do
Nothing you confess
Could make me love you less

I'll stand by you
I'll stand by you
Won't let nobody hurt you
I'll stand by you

So if youre mad, get mad
Don't hold it all inside
Come on and talk to me now
Hey, what you got to hide?
I get angry too
Well I'm a lot like you
When you're standing at the crossroads
And don't know which path to choose
Let me come along
cause even if youre wrong

I'll stand by you
I'll stand by you
Won't let nobody hurt you
I'll stand by you
Take me in, into your darkest hour
And I'll never desert you
I'll stand by you

And when...
When the night falls on you, baby
You're feeling all alone
You won't be on your own

I'll stand by you
I'll stand by you
Won't let nobody hurt you

I'll stand by you
Take me in, into your darkest hour
And I'll never desert you
I'll stand by you

Oh, I'll stand by you

I'll stand by you

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.Sunday, August 23, 2009 Y

Im thinking of getting Zaan a baby moses basket. Like can use up to 6 months. Anyway, i doubt any baby will love to sleep in cot or playpen after 3-4 months. So after that he can sleep on mattress too. Haven went to see see look look. Any kind soul wanna give Zaan a lovely "bed" as a gift??? hahaha!

Tonight will be a long lonely and scary night. Cuz hubby is coming home later den usual. Late shift. wtf. And im left all alone with Jayr darling. Dunno who protect who sia. LOL! Im so timid lah!

You know what?

Im turning 22 REAL SOON!!!

ahhhhhh!!!! i dun wan can?

I wanna be forever 21!!! Im talking bt age, not brand. *roll eyes*

I dun wanna hit the big 3 so soon when i haven even have the chance to enjoy my life and to go see the world!

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.Saturday, August 22, 2009 Y

Hello earthlings :D

More pictures up :DDD

Wonder why im so hardworking lately??? haha. All bcuz all these were taken via webcam la. I just need to upload from folder will do, rather den transfer from phone or camera, you know. Tedious!

See how much my dearest baby boy has changed. Or rather, my dearest big boy :D

I love his smile and laughters. I love seeing his cheeky expressions. What bt you? hee.

When daddy's around, im outta his mind for the time being :( Always like that de...

But i dun mind, cuz i can finally rest! wahaha.

SOMETIMES, I REALLY DUNNO WHAT THE HECK THEY'RE UP TO!?!?!

I heard laughters and giggling when i was taking my shower and den when i came out, they refused to show me until one fine day, i found these myself. LOL.

They are my men. My loveliest men. hmm. One more to come! Zaan :D

Jayr doesn't smile so sweetly when he webcam with me leh. hmp! See? How much he loves his daddy :p And, whenever he see us sitting side by side on the sofa, he would come and squeeze in between! Like i can't share his daddy like that. nabeh. pls make this clear lor, it was him who snatch away my hubby!!!!!! roooooarrrrr!!! LOL. wth. same same la. we are family!

有沒有迷死你？哈哈哈！！！

How time flies... Zaan is getting bigger in my tummy too. His activeness wont lose Jayr's lor! Like whole day long i can felt his kicking non stop. Really torturing ah.

Remember the very yummy steamboat i was talking bt many weeks ago? Ya, the one located at suntec basement. Hubby brought us there again! hee. I was like asking him, can we go there once every month, and den he didnt even answer me. But den in the end, he really brought us back there again. hehehe. Really, if you happen to be there, just go there for lunch or dinner. really worth trying. Chong Qing Hot Pot. 2 thumbs up!

I dun really eat alot, but dunno why still so fat. argh. But compare to previous pregnancy, im slightly better now. LOL. As in, i dun eat like monster anymore. Anyway, i dun really have huge appetite this time round. I cant even finish a plate of rice or noodle. I guess my bloated-ness is more like water retention. Bcuz i drank lotsa cold drinks! hehehe. hello, such a hot weather, dun expect me to drink milo lah. *roll eyes*. They say this will cause water retention. So, too bad nah. Stop complaining, Ines!

Ok gotta stop here.

My old man coming home very soon. Gotta get ready :D

Bye darlings and strangers and kpos and spys!!!

*you know which you belongs to* hahaha.

HOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!! :D

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9:03 PM

.Tuesday, August 11, 2009 Y

The mood was there. Thus, i started to cam whore with Jayr using webcam. Now its so difficult to make him look at the camera and smile. His smile only last for like 2 secs. Not enough for me to get ready and camera to capture la! Anyway, pardon the fatty me wearing my nightie. haha. It was like 9+am in the morning. LOL. Ya. Just woke up not long and my hair was in a mess! siao char bo! See how pale looking i am. Anyway, the main lead is Jayr la. Just focus on him will do. It has been ages since i last uploaded his pictures ya. and every time i gave you ppl empty promises. hahahahahahaha! still got the cheek to say hor. LOL! Ok. He's such a big boy now. He can say more words, lotsa actions and gestures, know how to dance and know how to demand for things. My big big love! ----- Ta-Dah!!! >>>

Very cheeky hor???

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7:51 PM

.Monday, August 10, 2009 Y

oh wtf mama cow!

Im sooooo fat now. Like finally have gained some weight rather den losing weight during 1st trimester. All my bras doesn't fit lah! Even the largest ones i have when i still breastfeeding Jayr. That time my neh neh were so swollen. Den now only the 5th month and my neh neh already reached the stage liao. Kaoz! Den what size should i buy or stand by for after labour???

The next door's dog is howling non stop since 4pm! Feel like bombing it!!!!!! argh! Sorry pet lovers. I cant help lah! Fucking annoying. Why does dogs have to behave this way leh? They should be more independent and calm, in order to be DOG what. LOL. wth. I mean to me, dogs should be courageous and well-behaved ma. That is why i dun like to have pet in my house especially.

I am craving for cafe cartel's carbonara. woooooosh! or where do you think has the nicest carbonara? Along with a cuppa mocha. wahahaha. heaven!

or maybe i should learn to cook it.

Sometime i was thinking like if they dun treat me that way, or dun set those evil traps on me. Love me more and treat me as their family, den now guess everyone is happy and overjoy by the new adding on of new members. right? Its like even if i have good news to share, i doubt they will give me their sincere blessing or they simply wont even bother at all. Like so what i misses them sometimes, i really doubt they will miss me too. Or even think bt me. whatever. things have come to an end. There's nothing more i can do. oh maybe there is, like giving them lotsa money, den they will crawl back and lick my ass! ("-__-)

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.Sunday, August 9, 2009 Y

Happy Happy Happy! And what's more can i ask for? :p

(you can choose to leave now cuz im going to hao lian on the following)

Hubby brought us out during his 2 off days. Brought us around for good food and den stopped by taka and saw that they have children fair again. So went in and got Jayr new toys, AGAIN! This time round he got a pirate ship and few wooden dolls (various characters). And den Hubby went to make payment and came back with a Tamagotchi too! LOL. Said to keep me accompany when he's not around. I was like overjoyed! I think i ever told him i wan a Tamagotchi and den he just said, "for what?!"... In the end still buy for me what..... LOL. Hubby even wanted to buy Jayr the electronic piano. I was like, "dun wan la. so big and he still dunno how to play la..." Hubby insisted, "who say he dunno. you see!"... Den i saw Jayr was happily hitting the keys and with body movements too. He was enjoying and stood there and played for more den 15mins. But in the end, still never buy la. LOL. Maybe when he's bigger ok.

Den shopped around aimlessly and den ended up at DFS. He lured me into COACH boutique and den was looking at the sling bag i was aiming sooooo long ago. But i was already looking at their new arrival. Hahahaha! He came and saw me trying on and "posing" in front of mirror. Den he was like, "you like this meh? bcuz it has pink straps???" Me, "ya lor. Pink one nicer hor? see see only la." I put down and den went to Jayr. Den i heard him told the saleswoman to get him a new piece. I was like so shock and said, "huh!!! really ah! i say say only la! so expensive! bu yao la!" He was beaming and den just went ahead to the cashier to make the payment. Den he asked again, "really pink huh? or the other one?" Den i replied shyly, "pink lor." hahahahahahahaha!

I am not the sort that go for expensive or branded goods la. Like i can spend more on kids but not on myself. I feel contented when i see Jayr wearing nice clothes or eating good food. But i feel guilty when i wear expensive things. LOL. I never ever thought of having a branded bag or whatever. But everytime i got surprises like this la. lol. He said this is for my second pregnancy token. When i had Jayr, he gave me T&Co bracelet. This one he gave me COACH. So actually its good to bear him more kids right? hahaha. wth. And only when i pregnant den i have branded stuffs like these. wa lau. Den must bear how many more den i get LV? LOL.

Ok. this is the one he got me. Can be use as shoulder bag or sling bag. The longer strap is detachable. I got the Magenta (something like pink) one. Bcuz the saleswoman is honest enough to tell me that the platinum (like gold) strap will worn off as time goes by. And i was more into the pink one as in i believe if there happen to have a mature lady purchasing this, i believe she would choose this instead of pink. LOL. And i think most ppl will choose this too. I dun wan to be the same! *roll eyes*. Will take picture one day. I couldn't find the Magenta version online. I heard that SG DFS carries some stocks that are only limited to Singapore DFS only. So maybe thats why their official website doesn't have magenta la.

I like this bcuz i wanted a sling bag long ago. Bcuz i am lazy to carry bag. Bcuz i feel its a hassle to carry shoulder bag and chase after ur kid. This is perfect for me. So maybe formal function den i will use it as shoulder bag lo. Good right?

Yesterday, passed by Famous Amos Cookies, and i merely said, "wah...好香啊！好想吃！". Den hubby went to the counter and ordered 400g. (they having ND promotion. 400g free 100g) I was like, "100g enough liao la!!!" He ignored me and told the person to mix the flavors. Wa lau. I dunno have to eat until when sia. LOL. Never spent so much on cookies before. abit heartpain.

And den i got new tops. Hubby got new Clampers sling bag. Couldn't find the right shoes for Jayr. Nothing fancy us. He has too many clothes. And TOOOOOO MANY toys. Wanted to shop for Zaan but he said wait till October. Now spend on ourselves first, ar bo when Zaan come out, we have lesser money to spare liao. LOL. true la.

Anyway, Happy Birthday Singapore. I love you thou i cant wait to leave you. haha. Bcuz too bad you contain too many ppl that are trying to harm me. So its better for me to leave you and go somewhere else where no one knows me. But i will still vote you as the world's greatest country!

p/s: the new version tamagotchi can raise 3 or more pets in one thing you know. So kuku me.

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1:10 PM

.Tuesday, August 4, 2009 Y

Im soooooo bored. Thats why i came to rant! hohoho.

I dun have to cook for tonight's dinner. Bcuz my old man is buying back. I am like surfing about nothing on this lappy. Untill i think i better come here to waste some time. LOL.

Anyway, dun read the following. Bcuz i am just typing for fun and also jot down some memories. So DUN BOTHER TO READ LA. unless you are as bored as me. LOL.

I have took out Jayr's "infant clothing" and pick out those still in good condition, and den dumped away the not so good ones. wow! Now den i realized that this brat is really so good life! There are even few pieces that are new and untouched lor! I even found a pack of a dozen new handkerchiefs. Few new newborn rompers, many long pants (with "socks" covering feet that kind), many good condition nice outing clothes, many pairs of socks, alot of bibs, 2 receiving blankets...... I even have new bathing towels, new bath tub... Few unopened Johnson&Johnson's baby lotions and baby oil.... haha. still can use ma??? Oh! And even unopened packs of cotton wools and cotton buds! hahaha. Can use right? Still clean and well kept wat. And not very long ago lor....

So im lack of mittens, long sleeves top and pjs, baby pillow and blosters, milk bottles and pacifier. Wow! Save alot hor???

Jayr and Zaan can share share powder, bathing foam, oilment, toys, and bla bla bla.

*mattress- That time we bought 2 baby mattress for Jayr but now he needs none, so Zaan can have it. Still new and good condition bcuz Jayr never slept on it at all! He sleeps with us (-_-)

Talking bt TOYS! I tell you this kor kor has mountain high amount of toys. A full play pan of toys, 4 boxes, and some big items left around in the living room. woooosh! good life hor? When i was a kid, i dun remember i owned anything that much! But still we will go buy some teether, infant safe toys, or anything for Zaan. Cuz i have thrown away Jayr's infant toys. hehehe.

*4 boxes- 1st box contains cars, big and small ones. 2nd contains balls, big and small too. 3rd contains mixture of everything like some collections from Mac's happy meal or toys from Ikea everytime we went or some learning toys, 4th contains mainly soft toys but most were mine initially!!! LOL... Anyway Jayr doesnt show any interest in soft toys.

My tv console even have to clear out a space for him to put his learning laptop, mini piano, fake telephone, and his favourite trumpet! gosh!

GOOD LIFE RIGHT??? And btw, he has another box of building blocks too. Everyday i just need to squat down and pick up everything after him la. Ask him to keep his toys, he will, but after awhile pour out everything again. argh!

Jayr is more sensible now. He knows when to behave when im angry. He knows how to sayang and kiss my tummy. SO cute hor? But he also know how to sai nai and wan me to carry him. Like when im washing dishes, he would come and push me all the way to living room. He just wan me to sit there and watch him play. LOL.

One more hour.... Im so hungry neh.

Do you agree with this- Preggy tends to be more rely and attach to their hubby during this period? I am sooo missing him! keke.

Mad man asked me tomo morning wanna go market with him anot. kaoz! 7am leh! see how la. see wat time Jayr wakie. I wanna eat prata for breakfast!

ok. nothing else to type. other time bah. BYE!!!

JACKY-INES-JAYR-ZAAN

hahahahaha :D

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8:22 PM

.Monday, August 3, 2009 Y

I urgently need a RELIABLE and EFFICIENT property agent to help look for tenants ASAP. ( common room).

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2:56 PM

.Saturday, August 1, 2009 Y

BOY LAH!!! (-__-)

ZAAN QUEK :)

I was sobbing uncontrollably when we came out from the room. Like ppl who dunno might think something is bad must have happened like that. CHOY! Bcuz i was pinning high hope on having a girl this time round and den i can close down my factory and just stop at 2. But den now, i dunno lah.... If you ask me do i wan to go for labour again, i would say NO, and if you ask me do i wan a daughter, i would say YES! Very self-contradicting right? Den i came to a decision and i said i dun wan anymore. But den hubby said he wan more kids. How?!

Anyway, i browsed thru the whole baby name book, and den went thru all the Js, and there's none that we fancy on. I said "JUDE" and den hubby said "ZHUUUUUUD!"... wth. He said "JAYDEN" and i said "there will be dozens of JAYDEN in school!!!"... LOL.

So we let Jayr to draw lot. He picked up letters like P, X, M, U.... Where got nice name??? Hubby said lame things like, "PIGGY. PETER PAN. MAKIKO. MINAMO. MILO. UMBRELLA......." In the end, i pek cek and just started browsing from A to Z. I have "ALTON" and "ZAAN" in mind. Den i dunno why, when i said out ZAAN, baby kicked me! And den i asked Jayr, "didi 叫 ZAAN 好听嗎？" He said loudly, "OK LOR!" We were so stunned by Jayr's reply lor. Like i never heard him say "OK LOR" before. You may say we heard wrongly or whatever, but i dare to say it was really very clear and accurate!

So Hubby was like so confirm and determine that baby no2 will be named as ZAAN QUEK.

Ok. Meaning --- God is gracious.

p/s: initially i wanted ZANE but den i found out that its pronounce as zayne. Which not so nice lah. So i search and search and finally found ZAAN which is pronounce as zan.

Ok. so far so much.

Bye.

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